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Saturday, 22 January 2011

Listography: Top Five Celebrities You'd Love To Punch

I guess I am a little late to the party, but once I saw the theme I couldn't pass up the opportunity to share with you my 'Top Five Celebrities I'd Love To Punch'

Katie Price, aka Jordan. There's no reason I can put my finger on for my feelings of absolute venom towards this woman. I just detest her with every fibre of my being. So much so that I even had a dream that I did indeed punch her, quite squarely in that angled face of hers. It is by far the best dream I have to this date ever had, for the rest of the day I had a spring in my step.

Kerry Katona. How many times can someone re-invent themselves to still essentially end up as the vile Queen of the Chavs?

Whether she is just incapable of helping herself or has been taken advantage of by those closest to her, keep her off my TV screen and out of my papers!

Victoria Beckham, possibly cheating husband aside, she seems to have everything that most women dream of. Great looks, a figure to die for, more money then she knows what to do with and three perfectly healthy and gorgeous boys, with another baby on the way. So why is it we never see her with a smile on her face? Cheer up love, or I may have to knock that infuriating pout round the other side of your face.

Russell Howard, strangely someone I quite liked and indeed if I am honest, fancied a little bit. I thought he was cute an incredibly funny on Mock The Week and couldn't wait for his own show to be aired. That's when it all started to fall apart really. He suddenly came across as that completely immature, toilet humour tickled, totally unfunny boy you used to avoid in the school playground because, well, he was a bit of a twat really.

Russell Brand. Fookywooky Offywoffy. That is all.

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  1. hahaha fookywooky offywoffy - brilliant x

  2. ^^ what she said!!

    And I am so with you on Russell Howard. He is just a bit of an overgrown fifteen year old...right?

  3. A punch worthy five indeed!!! LOL :o)

  4. What picture choices, ok I admit she who never buys gossip mags just sniggered ;)

  5. Ah ha ha ha! Fooky wooky indeed. Great list and thanks for dropping by my blog. I'm looking forward to reading yours. xx

  6. Totally agree with Kerry Katona understand that 100%

  7. LMAO fantastic. I would love to punch Kerry Katona and not stop. Why oh why does she still attract attention? The rest would pretty much be my list too. x

  8. LMAO! Fooky wooky!! You're hilarious! Am a bit late reading your list but better late than never! Awesome list! Look forward to reading your next one xoxo


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