What is the meaning of life?
Dad "hmm you do look a little like the milkman"
Ha ha. Myself and the husband joke about this all the time. Do they still have milkmen?
Someone pass me a polo - his breath's whiffy!
Is there no privacy when I'm filling my nappy?
Uhm Mummy, daddy smells really baaaad!
Ha! Smell that one!
Mum... shall I tell him he's got something stuck in his teeth?
"stay really still, someone is pointing and shooting at us"
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